KY

Here's a good one

KY woman looking for S...

I know she means Kentucky, but unfortunate nonetheless.

Then there's a Ms. "Gimme a Rimmer":

It Ain't gonna lick itself.
favorite things: cutlery. people who cough up blood. rim jobs. puppies. i
hate cats. hiking. cooking fish. they. road rash. music.

Count me in!

I know, this is kind of shooting ducks in a barrel.