"I search for fine prince"

She's the one!

I the girl without harmful habits. I love dances, it is a little sports, and certainly to prepare. Benevolent, careful, lovely, sympathetic, jealous and quiet. Very much I love children, and in due course I want to have.

How can I resist this one?

dhb4u34f@Match.com has winked at you!

This is a winner...

The headline: I wont you

The rest seems to have been written by the Borat School of Matchmaking:

Intelligent, sensible, responsible, romantic, modern. I want to have children. I would like to be a good wife and excellent mother! I search for second half with which I could create strong, happy family. The person is necessary to me Which would love me and it was possible to rely on him a difficult minute. To me it is necessary hardworking Sincere, and cheerful the man. For me the main thing in men its love. I wish to find the man with Which to me will be well, easy, it is cheerful also our life will be only in understanding and the consent. I shall make all that we with it were happy also our love was eternal.

I'm in love!

This one is just... welll
About my life and what I'm looking for
I know it's clique to say this but I honestly never thought I'd be doing this. It's not that I think people who do are desperate and lonely; they're just more willing to put themselves out there than I am. Even though I would describe myself as very open and outgoing, I admit that I am somewhat guarded when it comes to letting just anyone get to know me. So without saying too much but still giving an overall picture I describe myself as follows: I'm an independent, well-educated, ambitious

Thursday

Well, Wave Three isn't really happening. I sent out 5 emails, have 3-4 more to do. But no real responses. Kind of a punch in the gut, but oh well. I had some hopes but who ever knows?

Just for fun, I'm going to start posting parts of people's profiles. It's not my intention to belittle anyone--no "ha ha you're fat" stuff. Just more commentary, especially on the fake ones...

I assumed all the fake ones were Russians, because the pictures have that look about them, but I'm of the opinion they're from all over. One is from Nigeria that I found, that was interesting.

Most of the fake ones I've read have some hallmarks. Sometimes hard to describe, but you know it when you see it.

Here's a picture:

And this is how she describes herself:

Hello, Not sure what to start from but will tell you a bit about myself, I am 29 years old, have never been merried and have not children. I live with my parents, very close to my family and like to spend my free time with my firends. I like sport and keep fit. I am looking for a man I will be able to start my own family and serious relationship with.